I Need Coffee, Not Your Opinion Clear Plastic Tumbler

There is a particular kind of person who walks past a canvas you have been placing drills into for three weeks and asks whether it's going to take much longer.

This tumbler is for the moment right before you answer.

It's built for cold brew. The screw-on lid and straw mean you can drink without putting the drill pen down, and the double-walled acrylic stays dry on the outside — no ring of condensation creeping toward your drill tray, no elbow-driven catastrophe on a canvas you're most of the way through.

The details

• 16 oz (590 ml)
• 6.3 in (16 cm) tall; lid 3.9 in (10 cm); base 2.6 in (6.7 cm)
• Clear acrylic, double-wall insulated
• All-around print with a light varnish, which adds texture and protects against fading
• Screw-on lid and plastic straw included

Straight talk

Yes, we hear it. It says coffee and it can't take hot coffee. Cold brew and iced only — the acrylic isn't rated for hot liquids, and we would rather tell you here than have you find out over your kitchen counter. Hand-wash only, not dishwasher safe, not microwave safe. No kit, no drills, no canvas: this is drinkware, and it ships on its own unless you've added a kit to your cart.

The question still gets asked. You just have something to do with your hands while you decide how to answer it.