{"product_id":"coffee-never-asks-silly-questions-tumbler","title":"Coffee Never Asks Silly Questions\" Tumbler","description":"\u003cp\u003eNine forty on a Tuesday. The good lamp is on, the tray is sorted, and for the next hour nobody in this house needs anything from you. That hour is worth defending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOld-fashioned sign painting wraps the body: COFFEE NEVER ASKS SILLY QUESTIONS in layered brown lettering, framed with beans and curling flourishes, a small steaming cup up top. Turn it any direction on the table and it still reads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat it contributes to the hour is mostly mechanical. The lid screws down, so reaching for it without looking up from the symbol key costs you nothing. The straw lets you sip mid-row. The double-walled acrylic never sweats, so the table stays dry and so does everything on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e16 oz (590 ml)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight 6.3 in (16 cm); lid diameter 3.9 in (10 cm); bottom diameter 2.6 in (6.7 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClear acrylic plastic, double wall-insulated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-around print with a light varnish, which adds texture and protects against fading\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a plastic straw and a screw-on lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStraight talk\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere is one silly question, asked on your behalf: can this take hot coffee. It cannot. Cold brew and iced only, since the acrylic is not rated for heat, and better you hear that from us than from a warped tumbler. Hand-wash only, not dishwasher safe, not microwave safe. No kit, no drills, no canvas, because this is drinkware and nothing else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTen forty comes soon enough. Until then, the only voice in the room is the one you brought.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jeanne Argent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62052437393778,"sku":"9487706_19192","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/9215\/5250\/files\/double-wall-clear-plastic-tumbler-_16-oz_-16-oz-right-6a559acd8e2c3.jpg?v=1783995115","url":"https:\/\/www.jeanneargentatelierllc.com\/products\/coffee-never-asks-silly-questions-tumbler","provider":"Jeanne Argent","version":"1.0","type":"link"}